Patton Oswalt is an American stand-up comedian, writer and actor. Incidentally he shares the same birthday, January 27, with Dr.Amos.

In this hilarious video he shares how ridiculous homebirth can be. Oswalt hopes his daughter will get his great looks and responds to his Whole Foods friends who want his wife to have a natural home birth “the way the pioneers and settler did it .... in a cabin made out of poop”.

He says that having a homebirth today, because settlers had a homebirth, is “bullshit”. "If you have a home birth make sure you have nine kids because five will die anyway and two kids get stolen by the Apaches.

Finally he says: "I want the most modern birth they can possibly give me." 



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